I just feel the urge to share the types of questions i cant stand in yahoo answers. here it goes:
1. Questions about how to do / get away with illegal activities. - Why not tell the world your a druggie? oh wait, u did.
Ex: "i do marijuana, how do i pass my drug test?"
2. Solving Specific homework problems - i dont have a problem if they ask HOW to do it, but i hate it when they are just to lazy and ask for the answer
Ex: "solve this equation?'
3. just plain stupid questions - i know many of these are fake, but they still get on my nerves
Ex: " i ran over a guy and drove off, what should i do?" , " i found gay porn in my sons bedroom, is he holding it for a secret girlfriend?"
4. Fkin "am i pretty?" questions. These are definetly one of the most annoying. Or when some people ask "am i ugly?" just so they can bask in all the fkin fake sympathy.
Well these are my top Most annoying questions, feel free to try and add some. Thanks for reading my rant. good day. AM I PRETTY? *sarcastic dumb@ss voice*
Do not forget
Am I pregnant
Do you like my avatar
How do I make my penis bigger
How do I get to level two
Should I stay or should I go
Ha! They're all hysterical.
What irritates me is when guys post pics and ask which of these two girls is prettier, or do you think my girlfriend is pretty? Like why does it matter? Or when they ask questions that you can just Google and get the answer to.
Then there's "What time is it where you are?" You aryahoo answers secret girlfriende asking this why?
You forgot "5. The questions that aren't really questions at all just someone whining."
My most hated FAQ: "How do I get to level 2?." It's getting a bit embarrassing.
1. This isnt always an issue of druggies talkin drug talk. We have a very real issue in the US right now where doctors are legally giving patients medical cards, who can then legally go buy marijuana, but because its illegal federally, employers are unfairly discriminating against medical marijuana users.
People are even completely confusing the issue assuming that everyone wants to go to work high or smoke on the clock, when really, they just want equal protection under the law as someone on any other legally rx'ed medication would. You know, you are even protected if you have thc in your system if you have an rx for marinol, but not a medical marijuana card?
So, I think there are some legit people out there just trying to figure out how to not get caught up in all the political bs going on around amrijuana, but still use the medicine their doctor has recomended.
4. I completely agree with you on this. And what drives me nuts is that 90% of them have posted such crappy and unflattering pictures that it could be miss america and she would still look ugly as hell.
3... There is a troll who posts something similar to that... the person is a hyper religous perv who has some odd fantasies. So, that questions specifically is just trolling (gay porn question)
My most annoying question is anytyahoo answers secret girlfriendhing that the same user is posting multiple times. In the same day is annoying, but do you know I just answered a question from a troll who has been posting the SAME question, literally, for like 2 years??
The most annoying question is, hands-down, "How do I get to level 2?"
And you also can't forget crap like:
"How do I become a Top Contributor?" (Legitimate question, but it's been asked so many times. If people would actually use the search bar, they could find about 1,000 different answers to this.)
"How do I answer a question?" (Because the giant "Answer Question" button that's conveniently positioned directly under the question is so hard to find, right?)
"How do I ask a question?" (Clever trick the first time or two it was asked, but it's since lost all the wit that it once had.)
Those stupid little games people play in some sections also tick me off, especially ones involving avatars. "Post an answer, go back and edit it, and then say something about the avatar above you" or whatever the hell it is. Seriously, what's the point?
Edit~ How could I forget one of the most popular questions of all -- "Does he/she like me?" This question pisses me off to no end. How the hell are random Internet strangers supposed to know if someone likes you?
Every time I see any of those questions, I lose another little shred of faith in humanity.
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